bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

(Source: hocotate, via phobias)

partism:

Do you ever feel alone even though you are out with your friends? Like they ignore you in their conversations and you don’t know why. Even when you try to put yourself out there in the conversation they ignore your response. Because I feel like that all the time.

(via meowity)

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

(Source: dyslusional, via hotguysandpizza)

quadrants:

eridantier:

this ad scares me

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“If not, you soon will be.”

(Source: solluxcaptor, via hotguysandpizza)